2Fiat vs Goblin Card
Head-to-head on the facts that decide your money - fee stacks, KYC, the bitcoin flow and limits.
Short answer: too close to call on the weighted score. The decision is your use case: check the bitcoin-flow rows below.
 2Fiat |  Goblin Card | |
|---|---|---|
| Overall score | 5.3 | 5.5 |
| BTC load | Direct BTC top-up (on-chain) | Direct BTC top-up (on-chain) |
| BTC sale timing | Not documented | Not documented |
| KYC | No KYC | No KYC |
| Custody | Custodial | Custodial |
| Top-up fee | 6.5% | 3.5% |
| FX fee | 2.5% | 0% |
| Monthly fee | none | none |
| Cashback | none | none |
| Regions | GLOBAL | GLOBAL, LATAM |
Pick 2Fiat if
- you accept No KYC KYC and its fee stack - and nothing else on this page outweighs it
Pick Goblin Card if
- Known fee stack (9.0 vs 3.5 % equivalents on a $500/mo profile)
2Fiat
A Monero-capable virtual Mastercard with Apple/Google Pay support and $10-$10,000 loads - a rare direct-XMR card. Until fees, limits and the operator behind it are verifiable, treat it as an unverified lead: fund only what you can afford to lose.
Goblin Card
The strongest physical no-KYC card pitch: a real Mastercard with ATM access, 0% FX and 0% ATM fees, XMR deposits and privacy-preserving support channels. The trade-offs are a $350 entry price, 3.5-4% deposit fees and an unlicensed custodial balance - treat it as a privacy tool, not a bank account.