Goblin Card vs Revolut
Head-to-head on the facts that decide your money - fee stacks, KYC, the bitcoin flow and limits.
Short answer: Revolut wins overall (6.8/10 vs 5.5/10). The right pick still depends on your priority - see the flow comparison below.
 Goblin Card |  Revolut | |
|---|---|---|
| Overall score | 5.5 | 6.8 |
| BTC load | Direct BTC top-up (on-chain) | BTC via in-app conversion |
| BTC sale timing | Not documented | BTC sold per transaction |
| KYC | No KYC | Full KYC |
| Custody | Custodial | Custodial |
| Top-up fee | 3.5% | 0% |
| FX fee | 0% | 0% |
| Monthly fee | none | none |
| Cashback | none | none |
| Regions | GLOBAL, LATAM | EEA, UK, US, APAC, LATAM, GLOBAL |
Pick Goblin Card if
- Lighter KYC (No KYC vs Full KYC)
Pick Revolut if
- Known fee stack (3.5 vs 0.0 % equivalents on a $500/mo profile)
- Wider documented availability
Goblin Card
The strongest physical no-KYC card pitch: a real Mastercard with ATM access, 0% FX and 0% ATM fees, XMR deposits and privacy-preserving support channels. The trade-offs are a $350 entry price, 3.5-4% deposit fees and an unlicensed custodial balance - treat it as a privacy tool, not a bank account.
Revolut
The mainstream choice if you want crypto spend inside a full banking app - regulated, mature, multi-plan - but it is a bank card with a crypto side-feature: auto-conversion spreads, plan-based crypto fees and taxable disposals at every payment are the trade-offs.